Judicator

I believe that all arguments should have some sort of mediator involved, unless they're fun arguments of course.

But like, two people have a serious argument and get mad at each other because they both think they're right. not a very happy ending y'know? A judge or a mediator should just appear in a puff of smoke or on a motorcycle whenever two people start fighting.

But that can't happen.

So, whenever two people are fighting, one should take the liberty to call in a third party. It'd be a really appropriate measure to take. That way when two are arguing, they can get some logical input from time to time, rather than chucking insults and yelling.

Afterall, if you're so right about what you're saying, a mediator will only help right?
Cheers.