Trolling is a art, a lost art at that...

I'd like to start out by saying, I give people too much credit. I expect them to play more complicated jokes with underlying insults and such. But nah, why have that?

In a world where most rebuttals are "Your mom [previous statement]" (I'd like to thank Jake Nickerson for that analogy). It's really a sad thing. Clever remarks are fading inquality and people are just laughing at stupidity (not like clever, well written stupidity we see on "My Name is Earl", but faked stupidity like on Jerry Springer).

See, I put effort into my clever remarks and tricks. Things people don't expect and reverse-trolling (If someone is trying to trick me, I like to trick them back by believing them and making them say really stupid stuff :P)

This is all in light of a fine gentleman fiddling with a woman's facebook page. I fell for this too, why? Lemme explain. This fine gentleman is is known for silly little tricks, so, at times, I assume he puts some effort into them. But this trick was so poorly done, I thought it was no way a joke. no one would put such little effort into a joke, so I thought it was real.

And assuming he can't double-reverse troll w/ predictions of genuises, I would assume he's an idiot. an idiot who can't troll. Because trolling is a lost art.

but, this has inspired me, so watch out. I'm gonna do a real good joke to someone. but who :O
Cheers.

CUF: Madness?

Oh how I love completely unrelated Friday... and with all this love I should offer something crazy and depressing, well, depressing to some (beautiful to me)

My take on the end of the human race!

The way I see it, the human race wont end with an alien invasion or a meteor or global warming or the LHC consuming the planet in strange matter, oh no no, I see the world ending in worldwide madness. GLOBAL PANDEMONIUM, MUAHAHAHA!

You see, every year, murders get more brutal and people get a little crazier. sometimes people just snap and do crazy things. Often they blame society. so if more people become crazy, then society as a whole becomes crazier, and more people become crazy, it's cyclical.

So, insanity grows at an exponential rate. now what? Murders and lootings! That's what.

I predict that everyone just goes bat shit insane over the span of 5 years and we all kill eachother. Not much we can do, authority becomes corrupted and chaos rules.

Grab ye some popcorn, we're in for a show!
Cheers.

The thief and the vascular organ ...

Now, over the break of the blog not being updated, I got myself tangled up in an infatuation. THAT was a learning experience and a half right there. I shall now share with you all my findings and my research.

Infatuation only sucks if it's completely unrequited. Similar to the tragedy that was "The Great Gatsby", I had my mind clouded by a feeling that was never returned. This can have profound effects on oneself. It's very easy to spiral into depression and self-doubt from such a thing.

Then of course there's the element of desperation. The willingness to do anything to achieve one's goal. Needless to say, I said some crazy stuff (crazy by MY7 standards in fact). I also made some, erm, offers...

Moving on to the cause. The cause of an infatuation is, well, unknown to an extent. It's very to be based off of appearance or ambiant thought. Never the less, it can happen.

The solution? None in particular. I solved mine by attaining a friendship with the woman, which still holds today and that I'm very thankful for. Your solution may also be refuge is friendship. Perhaps a distraction as well.

And I finally understand the turn of phrase "Stole one's heart". See, she sort of stole my attention and my affection, as in I had very little enthusiasm towards everything else. She, I theorize that one only has so much natural happiness and effort to put forth, and one has their heart "stolen", it would refer to all their happiness and effort being taken with it. This of course referring to "heart" as affection.

So, a learning experience indeed, and looking back on it as a learning experience, perhaps I'm a bit thankful, a bit...

Cheers.

Everyone seems to need a reason....

Ever notice people need a reason for everything? Kind of odd I think. It may just be my chaotic nature, but I believe in the "why not" theory.

Some random dude: "Hey Dagx, you wanna go jump a ravine and eat an enormous apple?"
Me: "Hell-shit-damn yeah!"

The above situation assuming "apple" doesn't mean "dick" or anything like that.

But seriously, some people are all like "I dunno, I don't feel like I really want that". Which really does confuse me. Let's say an offer arises, seems like a nice little offer. "We'll no, it's not exactly what I want right this second". What the hell, really?

Follow me on this. Something good is offered to you, for free, no catch other than it isn't exactly what you want. why not take it until exactly what you want is offered to you? Like ordering an appetizer at a restaurant. Or maybe renting a good movie while you wait for a great one.

But no, people are always one track mind. It's a shame too. I'm a very open minded person, always willing to give anything a shot. Worst case scenario, it wasn't all that great, try something else.

Also, this post has been really vague, but it's just a general complaint of the human race. Be more open minded people. have some fun, always think, but have some fun.

Cheers.

Okay, follow me on this one

See, I had this ambient thought. I we just there playing with my gloves on the bus ride home when this came to me. It simply blew me away that I was thinking this but it also was very cool.

Our mental capacity as humans is absolutely amazing. It's simply incomparable and extraordinary. Follow me on this.

We have logic, we can think of consequences and possibilities. This a neat trick. We can make decisions based on this logic. Not instincts nor orders nor luck, but we can use logic to make decisions.

And with decisions, we can predict outcomes. We can think "Hmmm, if I say this, he/she won't be happy". We can predict ice melting in heat. Every other being on the planet makes mistakes over and over again, but we can predict outcomes from memories and logic.

Then there's learning. We can learn things. Holy fuck! We can learn commands and practices by instruction and experience. This is amazing. We can learn to cook and do math, maybe even at the same time!

Then there's art, this concept just blows me away the most. We can create things from a thought and portray them for everyone to see. We can create something just for it to be beautiful, or for it to be interesting. All from a simple thought or two.

We can judge things, compare them, understand them.

We can disassemble things. We can just take things apart and figure out how they work. How cool is that? I think it's awesome. If we don't understand something, we can just rip it apart and figure out how it works!

Then, we can dream! We can create images and sounds inside of our mind that no one else can hear or see. we can turn them into anything we want or let them change involuntarily. This is some mad shit.

I can't even begin to barely touch on any of this. It's all so overwhelming.

but then there's the problem of people wasting all this. People giving into temptations and addictions just to feed primitive instincts. What a bloody shame! We all have all this mental power that we can tap into and we should all be using it.

And, all of this, was just an arbitrary thought I had on a bus ride one day....