A jealous and Vengeful God you Say?

Personally, I've never liked the modern depiction of a single deity. This "God" fellow with infinite and unimaginable strength, infinites wisdom, flawless intelligence, perfect omnipresence, etc. He (I think most holy texts say "he", so I'll play along) is a jealous and vengeful god.

I'm not a deity of eternal perfection, but I'm pretty sure Vengeance is a deadly sin, and Jealousy is just, for a lack of a better term, retarded.

Now, don't get me wrong, I neither confirm nor deny the existence of a god, or multiple gods (Fence sitting, oh yeah!) but I certainly don't believe in this concept.

To quote Inherit the Wind... "God created Man in his image, Man then returned the favour". I think that sums up this era's deity. Of course the Romans did this too, but to a greater extent. Lust and greed upon them.

So, let's see what God comes in the year 5000.

Cheers.

Shit I'm Hungry

No blog post today, I'm really hungry all the time for no particular reason.

Also, Instant Noodles mixed with Spam is pretty good.

CUF: Farewell Cubetoons Forum

This is going to mean nothing to alot of people, but I feel it deserves saying.

Once upon a time there was a webcomic hosted on IGN. It was called Cubetoons. It was neato-riffic. It was written and drawn by a fellow who called himself JKR. He also still works on a webtoon called "Fred the Monkey". Which is well done but aims for a younger audience than I.

Anyway, cubetoons (and Fred the Monkey) had a forum. This forum I was pushed into by a comrade of mine. It turned out to be a nice community, and one of my first webforums. Small, tightknit, and full of lulz.

This was 4 years ago. I think I visited that forum pretty much every day, maybe missing a dozen in total. Over four fucking years.

And now, it's going to implode. I know it shouldn't really mean anything to see a clump of HTML go, but I poured alot of my time into it.

Oh well, things go away.

Cheers.

The Hardest Work Earns the Least Respect

My heart goes out to night shift workers, custodians of hospitals, fishermen working months at a time in savage weather to pull in an almost worthless catch, and even more love to the slaves of third world nations.

But hey, I think I'm the only one, because we live in a wacky backwards society. A magical place where all respect and money goes to "management". Y'know, those fellows who are qualified to do hard work but feel no need to. They'd rather just pay someone else to work hard for them, then snag the rest of the profits. Also, they never forget to tell themselves what a great job they did managing.

Now, I work in the THRILLING FIELD OF FAST FOOD SERVICE. By far not the hardest job in the world. I certainly don't come home covered in blood, sweat, and tears. But I do work one of the more demanding parts of it. Most of the workers only need to work when we have customers. that means they get to slack off, grab a snack, and chat things up when no one is ordering food. I on the other hand get to constantly clean, haul trash and buckets of grease, prepare all my crap for the next day, etc. Oh, and watch people get pissy when I'm not doing parts of their jobs.

Overall it's not super terrible, but a little hard work certainly makes you appreciate people who do alot of hard work.

So I guess this post is just to spread that a little bit, hold some fucking respect for the harder workers of this land. Edward von Billionaire isn't a hero, Johnny McShitscrubber is though.

Cheers.

Cigarette in One Hand, Bottle in the Other, Watching the VLT Spin....

Smoking, Drinking, and Gambling. The three modern crutches of someone dying on the inside. Let's examine them a little closer.

Smoking (well, cigarettes and drugs in general). It starts so innocently. A friend is there feeding their habit, and offer you a chance. Badda bing badda boom you caught the habit. A craving for a little stick of paper and tobacco. You want it when you don't have it, and when you have it you want more. What a damn shame.

From what I hear the high isn't all that great either, but it's the craving that keeps you coming back. A longing for a chemical that snaps onto your brain and humps your endorphin stimulator. Hooked for life with a craving due to a split second of curiosity and a bad decision. What a damn shame.

And then there's booze. Now, I must warn you, I have a serious personal problem with alcohol. Vile vile substance. Unfortunately, I live in a small town in which the favoured pastime is getting drunk. But let's examine that. Alcohol is rot, it's poison formed from artificially ages fruits and plants. If contaminates your bloodstream and flows to your brain. Once there is fucks about up there until you slowly lose common sense, complex thought, then sooner or later, consciousness. I must say that's quite disgusting.

And to think, people long all week for the opportunity to do this to themselves. To get "fucking smashed" and whatnot. It makes me want to puke. And not to mention all the deaths from drunk driving and alcohol poisoning.

Then there is gambling. The will to throw away all your hard earned money for the slight chance of winning it back. Honestly, this is the only of the three that slightly appeals to me, but that's because I'm a math guy and I love calculating odds. Oddly enough though I don't think people gamble for that same reason. It's part greed and part thrill seek. I'm not sure more of which, probably greed. It's really unfortunate that so many people expect to win the lottery for their retirement.

At least people don't kill themselves over gambling, just other people.

So there you have it. A little rant on some of the worse parts of modern human nature. Well, "modern" is a stretch, Drinking has been going on for a long time.

Cheers.

P.S. I have nothing against sex though, as long as you don't turn it into gambling. DON'T BE DAFT, WRAP YOUR SHAFT!

Tits are Deliciously Squishy.

If you laughed, you're immature, if you sighed, you obviously don't know me very well, if you are intrigued, continue reading.

Today I'd like to talk about love, likeness, and feral attraction. You see, men like women and women like men. Some men like men and some women like women. Overall we all like something. Oddly enough though we like love, in fact, we love love.

But what is love? I'm not sure. But I do feel a great happiness with someone special, so I call it love, it's close enough. I honestly don't like anyone more than I like them, so yeah, if not love, still #1 person in my life.

Love though, I have a theory, on where it came from. Remember when marriages were arranged? Well, I'm not that old, but history generally points in the direction. Well, male oppression was, there were also fights for honour and duels for women, etc.

Well, one day someone went "Yo dawg, I'd like to choose who I marry", probably a woman tired of being the victim of arranged marriage. Could you imagine that? Now a man would have to impress a woman to be able to keep her forever as an object. Well, there must be an easy way to impress a woman. Let's see let's see.

It was 10-16th century, and everyone loves God (or at least, divine force). Aha! Soul mates! An uncontrollable force makes me attracted to you and you must therefore be mine, and we are MEANT for eachother. Perfect, that'll get her womanly parts flooding with lubricating female juices.

And it worked.

Hell, hundreds of years later it still works. Mind you, I blame that on us, as humans, being creatures of habit. So "soul mates" and "forever" and "meant to be" are things we now expect to hear.

It then overtook the word love, which is a shame, since friendly and brotherly love seemed much more fitting (Oh Cassius lay thine hand on my bosom).

Oh, but were do tits fit into this? you obviously weren't paying attention. I am a straight male looking for breasts, erm a woman, well, the one I already have. It's now, and has always been, human nature to snatch up the prettiest, shiny, funnest, meatiest thing we can find.

And it's human nature, unfortunately, to possess and claim and horde. So now lies marriage, hman possession which is not slavery. And the idea of soul mates to trick into marriage.

What a clever clever ruse for a stupid stupid species.

Then again, this is all in my mind probably.

Cheers.

P.S. 60th post, that's as many as 6 tens!

Standard Issue "OMG IM SORY 4 NOT POSTING!!!1!1!" post.

Hyello all,

It's been a while since I've updated eh? Well, I was busy BECOMING A MAN. Well, not really. But the awkward 17-18 year old phase of one's life, coupled with depression can really keep you occupied. But I think I've got my time managed enough now to bring this baby back to life.

So let's bring this back with some explaining, for our slower readers out there.

1. This blog is my wacky wacky opinions and ideas about life. Topics usually reflect how I'm feeling that instant so if I say something stupid, don't hunt me down. Mind you, I always mean what I say and I'm usually too stubborn to change my opinion. Also, I'm a genius.

2. CUF: Completely Unrelated Fridays. Every Friday's post is complete and utter nonesense. Enjoy.

3. I usually update during the day, 12-8ish I suppose. AST. Mind you check the same time every day and you should see a new post.

4. There will be days without entries, some people on the internet have lives (OMG What!?!). My life isn't very lively, but some days I won't even touch the internet, so yeah.

5. You have to sign up to Blogger to comment, which isn't a great system, but eh, it keeps spam out.

So with all that out of the way, see you all tomorrow!

P.S. Oh, and to leave you all with something philosophical for the day, strippers are probably the smartest people in the world.